Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

Mark, Chen and I just got out of AVN. We're making a video. This is an actual receipt I got for one of the services I paid for at AVN for use in our video. I need to expense this now. I'm sorry Blam, I really am. Stay tuned for the video, it's sure to make you think even less of me, if that's even possible.

Fukuoku Massage Glove Hands-On: Good Vibrations

Marketed as the world's first multi-speed waterproof massage glove, the Fukuoku should be used to give yourself or someone you know a nice, thorough massage. At the porn convention, however, all bets were off and the glove was used by this crazy old man to harass random passersby. We could use this after a week on non-stop CES and MacWorld coverage. – Nicholas Deleon with video by Richard Blakeley More »

OhMiBod iPod Vibrator Hands-On

The OhMiBod iPod vibrator first made an impact last summer but we were able to get a hands-on this past week. To recap, it's a vibrator ("marital aide") that vibrates in sync with the music being played on an iPod. Once you ignore the fact that it's, you know, a vibrator and actually appreciate the underlying technology, you'll like it as much as we do. Something like that. – Nicholas Deleon with video by Richard Blakeley More »

Format War Over, Says Mechanical Bull Riding Nymph

Still deciding whether to make the jump for Blu-ray or HD DVD? We asked this bull-riding nymph for her advice on which format to support. – Louis Ramirez with Video By Richard Blakeley

Rimba Electrosex Power Box 880: Should Cause Pleasure But Causes Pain Instead

Just down the Las Vegas strip from the main CES convention center this week is the porn convention and Gizmodo went over there to check out all the latest technological innovations. One thing that caught our eye was the Rimba Electrosex Power Box 880, a device that causes pleasurable feelings by contracting muscles... usually. Unfortunately this pretty lady ended up hurting herself. By the looks of it, she would have been better off using this taser on herself instead. Good thing we were there to catch it all on video. – Nicholas Deleon with video by Richard Blakeley More »

Johnny 5 On Viagra

I guess royalties from Short Circuit aren't what they used to be. Still, it's good to know that b-list former Robot Child Stars can still get a little action. –Curtis Walker More »

Schwag Competition: AVN Edition

If you thought CES was the only expo giving away freebies this week, you were wrong. A short scouring of the Adult Entertainment Expo yielded a mound of goodies, most of which you (can't) see above. You'll find a full breakdown and uncensored goodness after the jump. More »

Celebrator: It's Fun To Brush Again

"Honey, what are you doing in there?" More »

Adult Entertainment Expo: Yep, We're Here Too

The Adult Entertainment Expo begins tomorrow and you know we will be there covering all of the sick and twisted gadgets available for the adult industry. We'll try our hardest to keep it work-safe, but if you need even more coverage of AEE and the AVN awards, go check out our blogging cohorts, Fleshbot (very NWS). More »

Live From AVN: This Ain't No Willie Wonka

CES overlaps with the adult entertainment expo here in Vegas, so I figured you would want a peek at some of the cool "adult" gadgets featured at the show. The classic Clone-A-Willy allows you to make a copy of your Johnson, and with the optional motor you can even turn it into a vibrator. The latest version is the Chocolate Clone-A-Willy which lets you make a real milk chocolate copy that is 100% edible and, apparently, quite tasty. It'll be available in about two weeks, so start scouting early so you'll have time to make a copy of your manhood.