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Could I Have a Match? Try Vibrators and Nintendo Wiimotes
Remember when it was cool to joke about how the vibrating Wii remote looked, felt and behaved pretty much like a vibrator? No? Well, too bad, because it turns out that the two were more similar than the light-hearted humor suggested. In fact, both tools of pleasure employ technology built from a patent from the same company, Immersion.More »
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Technosexual: One Man's Tale of Robot Love
Zoltan is a 33-year-old guy from Georgia. Average height, average looks, and not a rich man. He works in an arcade, where he fixes video games for a living, and still lives with his elderly parents. No wonder he was nervous about asking his slim redheaded girlfriend Alice to marry him. To make things more tense, she had split up with Zoltan at the beginning of the relationship because she thought he was taking things too fast. Since they got back together, though, Alice has been good for Zoltan—he's started attending church again, and cut out watching porn. His parents' initial rejection of her had turned to respect, and the four of them seemed to be living together happily enough. So Zoltan had confidence when he popped the question to Alice—his beloved, who just happens to be a robot.
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11:00 AM on Tue Mar 25 2008
By AddyDugdale
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142 comments
Latest by n/a: This sounds like an article from The Onion News. lol more »
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In the mad scramble to invent teledildonics devices, an inventor has created a forerunner of the category with the Kiss Phone. Although we're wondering who would want to be seen in public with this odd-looking phone with its downturned mouth that reminds us of all manner of masturbatory mechanisms, its inventor apparently has high hopes for the design concept. Let's let him explain it:
Kiss Phone Opens Up New Frontier of Teledildonic Possibilities
In the mad scramble to invent teledildonics devices, an inventor has created a forerunner of the category with the Kiss Phone. Although we're wondering who would want to be seen in public with this odd-looking phone with its downturned mouth that reminds us of all manner of masturbatory mechanisms, its inventor apparently has high hopes for the design concept. Let's let him explain it: "This KissPhone detects percussion speed, pressure, temperature, and sucking force of the lips, when you kiss it. An artificial mouth on the phone can reproduces same parameters to the kissphone receptor."So now you can send and receive kisses from a distance, and even record your favorites for repeated playback. Anything you can do with data, you can now do with a kiss. Imagine that. Wonder what else the Kiss Phone feels like kissing. [Pro Invention]
8:10 AM on Fri Nov 9 2007
By Charlie White
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13 comments
Latest by deusdiabolus: Large box of wet wipes not included. more »
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Sony PS3 to Battle Wii With VR/3D Game Controller?
Sony's getting desperate to goose the street cred of its slow-selling PS3, digging deep into its idea basket to catch up to the popularity of the Nintendo Wii. Apparently the company's plan of attack is to develop a VR/3-D controller, illustrated in this patent application for a "handheld computer interactive device" spotted today. More »
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Teledildonics: Virtual Hole and Stick a Small Step, Not Giant Leap
You're probably familiar with teledildonics, which for a long time have seemed to be far off in the future somewhere, but now we bring you the world premiere of the virtual vagina. Crudely named Virtual Hole ($200), this USB device has nine motors that are said to be able to simulate a real mouth, hands and "sensation of insertion." More »
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The MagMag-Hole For Teledildonic Pleasure
If you're looking for a sexy USB gadget, you can forget that USB Pole Dancer and grab the MagMag-HOLE instead. By combining the MagMag-Hole with the Virtual-STICK, you can have teledildonic USB pleasure no matter where the other party is—be it across the country, across the planet, or even across the Dust Plains of World of Warcraft. More »
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Teledildonics Advanced Again: The Hug Shirt
If absence makes the heart grow fonder, then the Hug Shirt adds a sensual experience to the equation, working with Bluetooth and special HugMe Java software to let you push buttons on your cellphone to hug your significant other miles away. As long as both of you are wearing this shirt that has sensors and actuators that simulate a hug, you can spread the love far and wide, transmitting data such as hug pressure, skin temperature, heart rate and hug duration. More »
11:07 AM on Mon Dec 11 2006
By Charlie White
3,688 views,
39 comments
Latest by Queen_Of_Da_ATL: just give perverts a reason. just give ur niece this nice cozy jacket then let the fun begin. sickos. im sure people are tryin to make these things work in other areas as we speak. more »
portable media
OSIM iGoGo: Wireless Massaging MP3 Player Ushers in Age of Teledildonics
The age of teledildonics draws ever closer with the OSIM iGoGo, a 128MB MP3 player that can communicate wirelessly with two massage units. Distribute these rectangular devices on those spots that get you hot (and/or those of your comely young companion), and turn the music up to 11. It'll get you where you want to go. But aren't the little massagers the wrong shape? Maybe there's a more anatomically-correct version in the pipeline. It's $437. More »
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